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Links & Hijinks: Fat Men Do It Better; No Facebook for Harrisburg, etc…

Just some links to stuff I’ve found interesting over the past few days…Readers, you say?

  • Not Asking, Not Telling: Riverside judge declares “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” unconstitutional…policy not only violates the 1st Amendment rights of lesbians and gay men but has a “direct and deleterious effect’’ on the military…Los Angeles Times reports the story here…
  • Crazy, Sexy, Fat: According to today’s Daily Beast, fat men last longest at having sex. YES! I’ve known it all along. What we lack in quantity of partners, we more than make up for in quality of love! Read the story and get all kinds of other sex-based factoids here at The Daily Beast
  • Friend Me, Fail U?: Harrisburg University offers extra-credit for no Facebook, and basically “blacks out” social media: You can read all about it at the Chronicle of Higher Education here…
  • Children of the Manor Born: So, Jay-Z’s signing Jada and Will’s daughter to a record deal. She’s 9. Jay-Z calls her the “next Michael Jackson” or some other such ridiculousness. Check it out here at (including Ryan Seacrest interview with Willow; she hates math.)

If you haven’t heard her new song, here’s a video. It’s called “Whip My Hair” and it sounds like Rihanna. Not great “Umbrella” Rihanna. But that’s just me.

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MONDAY: Boys (Still) Behaving Badly…

Quote of the Day: “I don’t like this groove/Try and give me something I can croon to…” “Nasty Girl” by Vanity Six

No comment on Chris Brown, and the “accident” that prevented Rihanna from being at the Grammys last night. I’ll comment on that at a later date. Don’t sleep…

That said, let’s get to something fun, something strange, and something hilariously stereotypical to start our Monday…

Remember those hunky Marines doing that funny/sexy/sorta awkward Cha-Cha thing last week? Well, apparently their Army counterparts are trying to one-up their seafaring friends. Apparently the Army guys’ slogan must be Simper Fedelis, from what I can tell by this video making the Internet rounds. (For the record, I used to LOVE “Don’t Stop Believin’”…Now, with The Sopranos using it in the finale (clip here), and this…it seems like everybody’s favorite cheesy rock ballad. Or, at least, everyone’s sorta coming out the closet about loving it…) 

Are these guys for real? Maybe they should have been singing Styx’s “Too Much Time on My Hands”…?

Okay, so male strippers/porn star couple Jordan and Aden Jaric fly into Boston to do a show at a local club. They’re important. They’re expected. They’re necessary to the cultural life of any city, right? They even have a blog…So what do they get? A police escort, apparently. And a local patrolman is in hot water. Don’t ask, don’t escort…Watch the news story below:

And then there’s The Real World, MTV’s long-running soap of ambitious, angsty twentysomethings who manage to have sex on the brain and yet seem to have no brains in their heads. That’s an amazing physical feat, isn’t it? Anyway, in this clip from the current season, which takes place in Brooklyn USA, a Mormon guy seems fascinated by the Latino guy’s use of Magnum condoms—but it’s what the other white kid says, straight-faced and plain-spoken, that got to me. (Thanks to M for sending me this; To M: No I’m not sad I wrote a book called HUNG, and all the “hung” stuff I get in the mail as a result of it…and no, I never get tired about hearing about the fascination so many white dudes have for colored cock…it makes me laugh!)

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